This is one of THE funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. It just feels like it needs a storyline behind it. Choose your favorite:
1. SOAP OPERA INTRO — “Finally, Blake is dead or blind or in a coma or has amnesia. Now Port Royal is…MINE!!!”
2. SCOOBY-DOO INTRO — “Once I smuggle these rare gems out in this shipment of bananas, the rickety old amusement park is…MINE!!!”
3. COMIC BOOK SUPER VILLAIN INTRO — “With the creation of this psychotransmogrifier my nefarious plan will soon come to fruition and the world will be…MINE!!!”
4. JAMES BOND INTRO — “Haha, Mr. Bond! Eventually this complicated (and somewhat confusing) plot involving microchips and frozen nitrogen and monkeys doing something-or-other will numb everyone to the point of…uh…numbness, and then all the world’s rare silk shirts will be…MINE!!!”
5. SCI-FI MOVIE STARRING HAMSTERS INTRO — “These aren’t peanuts, they’re people! And they’re all…MINE!!!”
And just for the hell of it…
THE CSI: MIAMI INTRO — “Hey Horatio, it looks like someone wanted to play ball with the big boys.” [Horatio dramatically puts on his sunglasses] “Hmm…I’d say he struck out.”
I saw this on MSNBC last night. I laughed my head of. I’m getting it reattached monday.