I’m baaaaaack. Did you miss me?
I’m still a bit out of sorts after frying my brain on the beach for the past week. Not to mention that I have to take my oldest son to his first day of kindergarten in about a half hour and then head out to Philly for some sort of government focus group thingy.
So, not much substance today.
However, I am glad to announce that I’m not the only thing that’s back…

Yep, NBC is reimagining the classic early 90’s rampaging ‘roid fest as a midseason replacement during the coming TV season. Click on the picture to learn more.
Evidently, one of the producers used to work on Fear Factor. With that in mind, I can only hope there’s a stunt planned where the Gladiators eat their own shrivelled testicles.
Oh, Reality TV…I believe you’ve truly crashed and burned. There’s no amount of Bret Michaels’s mandannas or Scott Baio’s shoulder-shrugging or Hulk Hogan’s Zubaz that can pull you out of the shithole you’ve dug for yourself.
Unless, of course, the powers-that-be can find a way to bring back Battle of the Network Stars. Who wouldn’t want to see Josh Duhamel and Neil Patrick Harris in a kayak race?
