1. What ever happened to Billy Ocean?
2. How come there are never any ghosts in the future? We always see jetpacks, floating apartment buildings and food in pill form, but no ghosts.
3. Why is Coldplay’s new album so boring?
4. Did anyone ever think that Jackie Mason was funny?
5. Where is Shangri-La?
6. Remember how cool Val Kilmer used to be (before he got fat)? Top Secret…Real Genius…The Doors…The Saint…hell, even Batman Forever!
