Ah…well played, my nemesis. My numerous dissections of this retarded venture into the dating world are, more than a year later, still the top traffic getters on the blog.
However, much to everyone’s possible disappointment, I will not be losing any more brain cells to this nonsense. I watched a few minutes of the premiere episode and then begged my wife to turn it off because I had started to bleed from my eyes.
Thankfully (for his own sanity), one of Mystery’s “wingmen” had a common sense epiphany and decided not to take part in this sadness again. I guess folks really CAN change.
Fine. Select individuals could probably use a little guidance to compete in the mating department. Get a haircut. Wear some new clothes. Take a public speaking class. But for the love of all that is holy and sacred in this world, why would you consent to getting an eyebrow piercing in this day and age? Really? Let me check my calendar…nope, this is no longer 1995, Mr. Trendy.
It’s sad that some poor slobs think that doing something completely against their personality is going to land them any sort of worthwhile relationship built on trust, honesty and just plain good behavior. If you’ve spent your life concerned with modding PCs in your parents’ basement, the sudden removal of a pocket protector and the addition of a strategically placed purple streak in your hair is NOT going to make you a new person.
Humanity, I give up.
